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Re: The Search Engine Robot and the Webdesigner
Hello, -
back then on the WWW .... 2003-09-07:
Read more, puts you in a good mood and makes you smile.
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back then on the WWW .... 2003-09-07:
The Search Engine Robot and the Webdesigner
An unidirectional, virtual tale
On a beautiful summer evening, some place in the Silicon Valley a search engine robot relaxed at a bar relishing some beers. In the last 24 hours he had requested and parsed 16 Million websites and delivered all his results to the data base.'Nuff done for one day, he thought. Please, no more http requests. Only VoA[1] should be enough for now.
He enjoyed the cold beer.. With his empty glass he signaled the bartender to serve the next beer. "Someone should invent something like PubML[2]", the robot thought.
A dynamic youngster, dressed in black with a fashionable short beard and his black hair full of gel, stepped into the pub. He placed himself at the bar just next to the robot. "Oh shit! A webdesigner!", the robot thought.
Webdesigner: Hi!
Search engine robot: Hi.
Bartender: Hm?
Webdesigner: A prosecco, please, cold!
Bartender: OK. Another beer, Robot?
Search engine robot: Yep.
With a well trained grip the youngster took his utra-modern backpack and placed it unerringly on the bar. Leaving the bartender just able to avoid a collision with the prosecco.
Bartender: Here you go.
Webdesigner: Thanks.
With another well studied grip the backpack was placed on a hook. On the bar remained an ultra-modern, brandnew notebook. "Oh no, not again!" thought the robot. "I shouldn't go to pubs that close to the dotcom turf." He turned around and relished his beer.
Source: http://www.woodshed.de/english/publicat ... robot.html
Read more, puts you in a good mood and makes you smile.
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Last edited by Test on Thu Jul 04, 2024 4:30 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Commas as lifesavers
Commas as lifesavers:
Let's eat grandpa ....
Come on, let's eat grandpa ...:
Let's eat grandpa ....
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Let's eat grandpa ....
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Re: Commas as lifesavers
Yeah ...Test wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 9:18 am Commas as lifesavers:![]()
Let's eat grandpa ....
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Re: The Search Engine Robot and the Webdesigner
Next step back then on the WWW .... 2003-09-07: here we go ...
It's worth reading on and is a lot of fun.
The Search Engine Robot and the Webdesigner
An unidirectional, virtual tale
Only few minutes later all applications such youngsters need for a perfect live were running. The youngster fiddled around with a presentation und sipped his prosecco audibly.
The robot couldn't resist. He squinted at the display. That was enough for him. But it was long enough for the trap to close.
Webdesigner: You know about...?
Search engine robot: Depends.
Webdesigner: What's your job?
A human being would have said "mortician" or something like that. But robots aren't able to lie. They even don't know how to manage lies. That's good so.
Search engine robot: Search engine robot.
Webdesigner: No! Really?
Search engine robot: Yep.
Webdesigner: Cool! You know my websites, don't you?
Search engine robot: May be.
Webdesigner: Come on! Do you?
Search engine robot: What precisely?
Webdesigner: Do you know my websites?
Search engine robot: Would you please be so kind to tell me the URL?
Webdesigner: www.megacool-design.com[5]
The robot logged in at the database. Just a glance was enough. "Oh boy!" he thought.
Search engine robot: I know it.
Webdesigner: And...?
Search engine robot: What "and"?
Webdesigner: How do you like 'em?
Search engine robot: What precisely?
Webdesigner: My websites.
Search engine robot: Not.
Webdesigner: What: "Not"?!
Search engine robot: I can't find anything.
Webdesigner: ???
Search engine robot: I know the URL, but there is no content.
Webdesigner: That's impossible!
Search engine robot: It's a fact. There is a graphic file. Nothing else.
Webdesigner: Yeh! Sure! That's my logo! What do you think about?
Search engine robot: Not interesting for me. I'm interested in content.
Webdesigner: What: "content"?!
Search engine robot: Text for example.
Webdesigner: That's on the next site!
Search engine robot: Which next site?
Webdesigner: You will be redirected after 5 seconds by a "meta refresh".
Search engine robot: No.
Webdesigner: What: "no"?!
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Source: http://www.woodshed.de/english/publicat ... robot.html


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